The first time you went all whack-job on us with your obsessive phone calls and barrage of “we need to talk” messages, I understood. I really did. Like any girl after a relationship ends, you needed closure.
The second and third times you went manic, your angry messages claiming you “wasted 4 years of your life” were politely greeted with, “Please leave us alone. It’s time to move on.”
After months of silence, it seemed you finally moved on with your life. Wrong.
By the fourth time you phone stalked us with your “I want to talk to your fiancée” threats followed by “you’re a coward” insults… enough was enough.
At that point, I felt no more sympathy for you.
Since you demanded to talk to me, I made myself available for whatever you needed to get off your chest. But when given the opportunity to speak to me, you had nothing to say. Nothing.
A month after we got married, you resurfaced again with another out-of-the-blue message. We gave you another chance to get whatever you needed off your chest, but you responded with nothing. Again.
Here’s what seems to be your pattern: You drink = you get cocky and start phone stalking us. You sober up = you realize how pathetic you look and respond with silence.
So my message to you, desperate ex-girlfriend, is simply this:
Stay the hell out of our lives. Or grow a pair and say whatever it is you have to say and leave us alone for good. I understand you’re still upset after all these years. But seriously bitch, your desperate drunken messages to a now married man are an embarrassment for women everywhere.
It’s time to move on.
And probably time to quit drinking. You always look like an idiot when you do.
His new wife.