Messing with my husband’s phone… and his sanity

marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your lifeThe web browser on my husband’s phone saves his last 3 Google searches. Apparently a lot of phone browsers do this and most people just turn this feature off, but Craig prefers to keep it on (not sure why).

One night while he was studying, I took his phone and noticed that his last 3 searches were pretty normal.

A restaurant we ate at the night before, a Google map search of said restaurant, and something else that was just as normal… probably the restaurant’s menu or something.


So I changed his last 3 “normal” searches to:

  • “Beastiality”
  • “Is beastiality normal?”
  • “How to tell my wife I like beastiality?”

Then I put his phone down on the table and waited. Waited for him to discover his “new” last 3 Google searches himself. When he realized what his new Google search history was, he was speechless.

Meanwhile, I blurted out, “Baby! What are you searching when I’m not around?! Weirdo!”

He deleted his history and cookies for fear that Google would start serving up “related ads” based on his “interests”… like ads for goats and horse viagara.

He wasn’t impressed, but I got a good kick out of it.

Welcome to marriage.

1 comment

    • s on June 29, 2017 at 12:19 pm
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    That really made my day! I’m dying laughing here!

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